super bowl: not just about commercials

with the Super Bowl coming up in a week, i thought i'd quickly throw out there the greatest moments in the history of that game

1. wow



it's a short list.


it's also referenced in the following lists:
- greatest childhood memories (we lived in Germany at the time since my step-dad was stationed in an Army unit there)
- evidence that whitney houston has the greatest voice of all time
- how to actually sing without trying to make everything sound like a demo tape
- don't do drugs

let's knock the dust of this thing

uhoo uhoo let me clear my throat

i never meant to take a break from blogging but here i am saying, like Mary said to Joseph, "it just sort of happened."

as is the case with americans, a WHOLE lot changes in 6 months and i'm probably the busiest i've ever been in my life. so clearly the right time to pick up some blogging again.

that said, i'll be starting up 1 or 2 little offshoot bloglets (sort of logging some things i'm doing/have been doing) just as soon as I have the time to sit down and get it going (hopefully before the end of the month).

i'll also try and get a post up on this blog here or there when i have the time...or more like when i don't.

by the way: happy 4th of july, labor day (or memorial day? i get those mixed), halloween, thanksgiving, christmas, and new years.

talk to you soon

me-mites

i can't...

keep a straight face while farting. stand cloth rubbing together. say no. give up on friends (with 2 exceptions in my life). dunk a basketball. stop watching this trailer. be anything i want when i grow up (liars). listen to 90% of sinatra's crappy songs. walk on my hands. drink very much without wanting to throw up. tolerate sciolism/ists. believe it's not butter. golf for shit. forget.


i can...

finish expert minesweeper sub-100seconds. eat the exact same foods day after day. make people feel good or shitty. watch the 6 star wars movies in one sitting. watch 8 anne of green gables / anne of avonlea movies in one sitting (8 movies if VHS anyways - don't ask). squat well over twice my body weight; bench press almost 1.5x my body weight (had to put this after the anne of green gables stuff, naturally). lose probably another 5-10 pounds of body weight. build a computer. barely operate one however. quit smoking. resume smoking. quit smoking. name maybe 2 colors not included in roygbiv. forgive (pending figuring out wtf it means).


i won't...

ever become a sith lord (damnit!). read any more french philosophy. grow up. get a 'real' job. grow my hair long. ever have the answers. ever hear better voices than whitney houston (pre-crack) or lauren hill - i'm guessing. stop laughing. watch any more m night shyamalan movies if his next one is as awful as his last one (ok well i'll still watch them but damnit he's got to know that last one of his was one of the worst 5 movies i've ever seen). make my life a waste of time. rhyme?


i will...

try to become a sith lord (an affable one - or at least wield a lightsaber and maybe learn to use the force). put my foot in my mouth 4.7 times this week (as usual). always root for the Bears. write something worth reading (some day - blogs don't count). build a castle. be myself. read more (current). learn how to fly. die.


i shouldn't...

have this many regrets at 29. have so few boundaries. get lost in a town i've lived in for 10+ years (yet i do!). love coldstone so damn much. go to bed so late (so often). get up so late (so often). be afraid of spiders. have made teachers cry. have made anyone cry. die.


i should...

probably regret many things that i don't. (on second thought, i should have so few boundaries). start an anonymous blog (so i can say 'out loud' all the stuff that i don't for various reasons). listen to more music. sell my house (and live free/ly). sing more. read my old college papers (and laugh at myself). go see the new "Transformers". be nicer to telemarketers. have a trick up my sleeve. leave.



originally seen here

(UPDATE: saw the new "Transformers")